your face when you realized super mario sunshine was full of racial caricatures of italians
hello, i'm ari. i make music and art and words and sometimes i find things that are unintentionally funny. this is a disorganized space for most everything i create.
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(Source: etchfo)
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contents of my hard drive
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mickeyalexandermouse asked: dude whats your twitter, i indulged your auto tweet thing but your account isn't there
it was orangejuice_inc but i deactivated it! it might be back within the next couple months but no guarantee. you can add me on facebook if ya want tho, i’m ari there yet
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there are probably more photos of raw steaks on my hard drive than u.s. law allows -
my dad asked me if i wanted to go to christian summer camp. he said, “there’s nothing like breaking in a good christian girl!” :/
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im gonna sit my nude ass down on the american flag and there’s nothing obana can do to stop me -
i’m gonna have so much sex when i’m 69 -
get up
drank
stand up
drank
stand up for your drank -
hickies shouldn’t be taboo they should be worn with pride like gold metals. you did it! you won! when people see your hickies they should say “congratulations” and “i knew you would do it” and throw confetti around you -
my mom does this thing where she walks into my room uninvited and starts picking things up and re-arranging them. to combat this i’m going to start hiding condoms under everything until she’s afraid to pick anything up ever again -
flea market bits!
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areyouexcitedforthenewflorida:
flo rida and his many undead lovers
